Get it poppin' with 4th of July confetti pops & our 'Merica card from @alabama.brown (I just said that in a very serious low voice out loud and proud while typing) haha ?????? These poppers are for dorks like me who don't want to set their roof on fire with explosives. Shit, but get me back to Texas and it would be a show, those folks know how to celebrate... By water... So it's safer. Don't be morons and lose a finger people, buy a popper.