lula.mae | INSTAGRAM | OCT 14

If it wasn't illegal and grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit Lula would totally run this add today! Haha Now hiring: looking for an entirely right brained hot piece of ass of the male persuasion (we have a lot of needy estrogen at Lula) who enjoys opening mail, checking 47 messages, 96 voicemails, and 362 voicemails on an average daily basis, must be good with a hammer cause all I can manage is a staple gun (and I even use that thing to hang curtains) and long walks on the beach. ? Just kidding about the right brain part only, I think I'd be bored as all hell. ? Hope everyone has an amazing Tuesday that doesn't look like this! ?? ❤️