Logging miles in the saddle can cause some major issues..down there... If ya know, ya know. đ
Whatâs so special about Happy Bottom Bum Butter compared to other chamois cream? Letâs break it down:
â100% natural ingredients.
âVegan as hell.
âPain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
âVegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
âAntiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
âPET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them).
âTested in the most demanding conditions...on @rseholes and not on animals.
âFemale friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
âDoes not repel sharks or polar bears.
â100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
âMade by two great people in their kitchen on the other side of the pond.
âEndorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
âď¸Lee Cragie, Ladies National Fatbike champion, loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
âď¸Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)
âď¸Lance Bumstrong â the best fake cycling messiah we could find
âď¸Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.
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Have we convinced you to butter up yet?