consuelastyle | INSTAGRAM | MAY 10

You've heard of Dad jokes, but Mom jokes are mom-umental! 😂✨Get ready to make the moms in your life laugh and smile!⁠ ⁠ "It's spicy: universal Mom Code for 'I don't want to share.' "⁠ ⁠ "I'm homeschooling like that substitute teacher who rolls in the tv for a movie and just eats snacks in the back of the class." ⁠ ⁠ "Mom's recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold."⁠ ⁠ "I love it when I find myself screaming 'STOP SCREAMING' at my kids. That's how I teach them irony." ⁠ ⁠ "Why was the house so neat on Mother's Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it."⁠ ⁠ ⁠ #consuela #consuelastyle #vivaconsuela #consuelabag #onthego #unique #curious #multifaceted #print #color #grabngo #unmatched #liveincolor #maketodayridiculouslyawesome #mtra #inatb #laugheasy #mom #happymothersday #motherhood