With conventional sources of hand sanitizer priced well outside your unemployment budget, you have no choice but to risk certain death every day. You leave your house, walking through deserted city streets. You pass by a library. You'd never been to a library before in your life. "A book might be nice," you think. As you approach the front door, you find the Holy Grail: hand sanitizer. Once the others found out, the site was scavenged and quickly ran dry. Now, you're back where it all began: at home, on the internet, covered in bacteria. Today only, buy the Doomsday Kit and get 60mL of hand-sanitizing revenge against a virus that almost got you to read.