The dollar is tanking. Toilet paper is weeks away from becoming the de facto currency of the future. Each Doomsday Kit contains exactly one sheet of toilet paper - a starter pack for this bold new economy. Now ask yourself this: do you seek the two-ply paper pulp of the peasants, or the artisnal sphincter serviettes of royalty? Coming in at ¥1,295 per roll, Hanebisho paper is the Emperor of Japan's toilet paper of choice. One sheet can be yours with a purchase of the Deluxe Doomsday Kit - consider it your future down payment on a house.