Houston, we have a full moon. 🌕🌕
The Asstronaut Party Shirt is landing and bringing more cheeks than a summer block party. This one’s for the legends who aren’t afraid to shoot their shot — or rock a shirt that’s zero chill and a bit "cheeky". Covered in buns of every kind, this button-up doesn’t play it safe. This is your go-to for backyard blowouts, bike nights, or black hole-level bad decisions.
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🚀 THE ASSTRONAUT PARTY SHIRT
🗓 DROPS 5.3.25 @ 5 PM PDT
📲 SHOP IT ON THE DIXXON APP OR DIXXON.COM
📍 AVAILABLE IN THE @DIXXONSHOWROOM
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