GREEN CRUSH
Oh Green Crush, you tie-dyed temptress of toes,
A swirl of lime and lavender that boldly glows.
You hug my calves in a vibrant embrace,
Compression and color—a winning race.
You’re the sock that says, “Let’s twist and shout!”
When feet get weary, you help them out.
A spiral so wild, it’s pure sock-adelic,
Your cushioned support? Truly angelic.
From long runs to chill days with zero rush,
You keep it fresh with your neon crush.
So here’s to the sock that’s never hush-hush—
The tie-dye legend they call Green Crush.