Have you ever heard of the herb named Schizandra?
No I’ve never heard of the herb named Amanda.
No not Amanda, my herb is much grander, Schizandra, schizandra it’s name is Schizandra.
Oh! Constanza, yes I’ve heard of Constanza. Is it the herb that makes people say “I can’t stands ya?”
No not Amanda, and no not Constanza, and no, no one says from this herb “I can’t stands ya!”
Then what is this herb of which you do speak?
Does it help with my skin? Will it help with my sleep?
Does it astringe ones lungs so the skin shines so bright?
Tell me now before patience turns slight!
Yes! Yes! It does all that and more!
you’ve explained this herb’s actions with procicion galore.
Your Liver will shine, your Liver will flow,
And that’s energy that makes everything grow,
It is said it absorbs the Qi of the East,
That’s creative vibes so why don’t you feast!
If you dare, it delivers sexy vibes to your Kidney.
And it’s who dares wins says my good friend Mike Whitney.
So get yourself on this preserver of youth.
In no time at all you’ll see all above is the truth.
- Mason Taylor (Fearless Leader)