"I'm telling you, it's not just a sweater; it's like a catcher's mitt for your soul or something. It's this light brown number, but what kills me are these bits of colorful confetti sprinkled all over it, like little bursts of life. Listen, if you really wantin a phony world. It's pretty damn charming, if you want to know the truth.
You wear this sweater, and it's like you're telling the world, "Go ahead, be phony, be stupid, be whatever, just don't be it around me." That's the kind of message the Wilde Crew Sweater sends. And that, if you really want to hear about it, is pretty goddam spectacular." - Daniel M.