IMPORTANT COMPANY ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL PRE-ORDERS HAVE SHIPPED. You ordered. Then waited. Then waited EVEN more. Day after day, you watched the hourglass attentively— counting every trickling grain of sand imported from the beaches of Riviera Maya. Our next-generation Salt-Water Power Printers have been working relentlessly to develop the receipts for your preorders. Preorders that our Seaplane Delivery Fleet can now proudly deliver. Preorders that YOU can proudly receive. Preorders containing your one-of-a-kind, legendary “mystery gift.” And as of this Wednesday evening the wait is finally over. The final Vacation® Classic Lotion preorder has departed from Vacation’s Kentucky Resort Fulfillment Center in a championing ride in a private convertible limousine. Within 2 to 5 business days customers can expect their longly-awaited preorders and place them in a display case above the beach house fireplace mantle to commemorate this awe-inspiring, historical moment. From our pool to yours: Thank you. Thank you for your undying patience and investment in leisure commerce. We greatly anticipate the continuation of our evermore prosperous relationship.