The Vacation® Brand cordless telephones have been ringing off the hook with interest about our Grand Opening Friends & Family Sale. Apparently, the Public Relations Department has been fielding calls from thousands of A-list celebrities wanting an early dip into the vast sea of “Leisure-Enhancing” products soon to be made available. We appreciate their generous offers but had to respectfully decline. Not even a cabana striped Piaggio Vespa Moped or original Roy Jacuzzi brand Jacuzzi filled with Dom Pérignon were enough to sail us into submission. Only Vacation® honorary staff, friends, and family will be permitted into next Tuesday’s Grand Opening Sale. Ensure you’re enrolled at www.vacation.inc