Less than 24 hours until the worldwide premiere of our “Next Leisure Product” (NLP) and several Wave Pool Cinema Screening Rooms are already packed. We’re getting reports that enthusiasts from all over the world have begun placing orders without knowing a single detail about the product. All they do know is a who’s, who of sovereigns and dignitaries have begun to join staff in the Wave Pool Screening Room waiting arena in anticipation for an early glimpse at the “Next Product” and accompanying consumer advertising commercial world premiere. It is crucial that we request all in attendance to mentally brace themselves for tomorrow— for the world of leisure commerce, as well as cinema, will hereby remain forever changed. Visit nextproduct.vacation.inc for more. (Link in biography)