The Vacation Inc Executive Committee would like to extend a warm welcome to the thousands of newly appointed recruits from around the world. Last week’s recruitment drive was a resounding success. The unprecedented demand for honorary roles compelled HR to considerably expand honorary opportunities across over 150,000 Vacation® resorts and manufacturing facilities. We can now declare, with utmost humility, that what was once only the best sunscreen corporation of all time is now, in fact, also the largest sunscreen corporation of all time.* Marty Bell, Executive President to the Chairman of the Board (pictured), rose in his throne to break the news at last weekend’s honorary welcoming party. Bell’s speech had a profound impact on our staff, not only for his prose, but for his subsequent 7 foot swan dive into the office’s inground punch pool.
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*By honorary employee headcount