What was supposed to be a relaxing vacation for Lucille and Reggie Hopkins turned out to be a misadventure with the Juan Santamaria International Airport. For starters, Reggie was informed last minute that first-class seating did not include a complimentary perm and manicure. And as for Lucille, she was immensely dissatisfied with the flight's limited selection of Gilligan's Island episodes available on demand. But worst of all, the couple had 340 fl oz of Vacation® Classic Lotion confiscated by customs upon landing. The agency’s officers reported this as "The World's Best-Smelling Customs Violation" in their 20 year history at Juan Santamaria International Airport. An honorable note to leave off on in the face of adversity.