TO ALL HONORARY RECRUITS: It’s our pleasure to announce that we have extended the PTO of all honorary recruits by 14 days to accommodate for the much-needed participation of summer-based recreations. Our Chief Occupational Psychologist has confirmed this will adequately scale the relaxation of associated macro-affiliate networks and expand the width and height of employee's spirits by 13.5%. As a result, we highly recommend your requisite participation in corporate sailboarding exercises established on several Vacation® facilities across the Palm Beach County. Please inform us via the comment section how you will use your time off accordingly. Thank you for your consideration.