Shortly before the unveiling of our delightfully decadent Vacation® Brand Lip Desserts, every employee from our branch in Palm Springs gathered for a night of light beverages and post-dinner confectioneries. Well, every employee except one. Event staff panicked as our corporate event pianist took a last minute leave of absence to tend to his palm tree orchard in Guana Cay. As a result, the banquet hall was left with a dire lack of musical ambience for a staggering 2 hours and 15 minutes. That was until Senior Mini Bar Attendant, Chuck Vanderbilt, stepped on the scene with a performance we will never forget. Event attendees' jaws dropped the moment he took off his gloves, lathered his hands in Vacation® Classic Lotion and performed Tavolocci's Leisure Concerto No. 23. By the end of the night, several employees recalled witnessing Chuck's mullet, as well as their own, growing roughly 3 inches in length after the leisure-enhancing musical arrangement. Thanks to Chuck, the ambience was fully restored before the product reveal ceremony, which was an absolute hit. Thank you to all in attendance, as well as Chuck for this once-in-a-lifetime, leisure-enhancing spectacle.