IMPORTANT COMPANY ANNOUNCEMENT: On behalf of the Corporate Product Launch Event Planning Committee, we are tremendously thrilled and honored to unveil the commencement of our largest launch event in leisure history: The 2023 Summer Sunscreen Product Release Tour Extravaganza.
As with our previous Product Release Tours, leisurists at waterfront docks across North America and on the world wide web can witness the back-to-back launch of several highly-coveted, never-before-seen leisure products. However, this year we've decided to escalate our efforts to the next level — ushering in a monumental 4 leisure-innovating products in just the span of 8.5 weeks.
Due to the highly confidential nature of these releases, as well as some pointers from some of Miami's most prestigious intellectual property attorneys, we have refrained from disclosing our 4 official product names until their respective releases. As such, each upcoming product release is referred to by its designated "Project Codename" in the release schedule below.
2023 PRODUCT RELEASE TOUR SCHEDULE:
2/23/23 - PROJECT: “A NEW ERA OF PROTECTION”
3/15/23 - PROJECT: “BUSINESS SUNSCREEN”
4/5/23 - PROJECT: “POST SUN DEVELOPMENTS”
4/26/23 - PROJECT: “THE ULTIMATE SHINE”
Thank you to all the honorary and full-time employees that have made this cherished company event possible. Our gratitude also extends to HR Employee Maryanne Ellington for once again offering her custom built “Tiki Tour Barge” and karaoke machine for each of the scheduled tour events. Word around the office has it that this year's tracklist and fresh fruit skewer selection will be even larger than our 1991 Leisure Product Release Tour Bonanza.