As outlined in this morning's memo by Vice President of Training & Development Francesco Santoro (pictured above), we are pleased to inform all honorary employees of the newly implemented Corporate Mandated Lounging Protocol.
Effective immediately, all employees are required to take a 1-hour break after their strenuous work on the bocce court to lather themselves in Vacation® Brand sunscreen and utilize the facility’s provided hammocks and recliners or "bring their preferred leisure-enhancing device."
This mandatory break will be scheduled at 12:00 PM (Miami Time), coinciding with Latin Percussion Specialist Maria Rivera’s outdoor conga class for additional seaside ambience. Furthermore, Francesco recommends employees partake in an additional, non-mandatory lounging session at sundown to admire the "resplendent tapestry of colors found only in the South Floridian skyline."
We appreciate your cooperation and look forward to hearing your feedback regarding this leisure-forward corporate exercise in the comments section below.