IMPORTANT COMPANY ANNOUNCEMENT: We are thrilled to announce that tomorrow, April 26th, a new era in leisure-enhancing sunscreens will begin. Or perhaps one might say, will return...
Proudly dubbed “The Ultimate Shine,” this exciting announcement will mark the fourth and final release in our much celebrated “Summer Sunscreen Release Tour Extravaganza.” And to make this momentous occasion even more special, tomorrow’s historical unveiling will be accompanied by a colorcast “Feature Presentation” of the new leisure product developed by the Vacation® Multimedia Department in conjunction with the Society for the Preservation of Leisure History.
Regional Sales Director and Part-Time Company Accountant Ray Smith referred to the presentation in an earlier screening today as the “shining star” of our beloved release tour. As such, Betamax copies of this remarkable showcase will be made available tomorrow for all staff at the Miami HQ on the bar cart located near the entrance to Pool Lounge B.
Tomorrow, April 26th, all will be revealed.