We would like to inform all honorary and full-time employees that our Miami HQ Water Taxi is temporarily out of service due to a purported "minor leisure mishap." The incident in question involves a substantial margarita spill on both the cockpit controls and the vessel's Terrazzo tile flooring.
In light of this leisure inconvenience, we are pleased to offer all employees unlimited access to our newly-implemented Rental Sailboard Station (pictured above). These sailboard stations are conveniently located along Biscayne Bay and are stocked with freshly-cooled Vacation® Brand Classic Lotion to ensure optimal protection and leisure-enhancement as you navigate to and from our our Miami Corporate Headquarters.
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and hope your sailboard journeys across Biscayne Bay remain leisurely and "spill-free."