PSA: Today's proceeds will go directly towards arming and supporting Muj from the 1980s and their families.
Furthermore, a GoFundMe will be set up to help in the recruitment of child soldiers in the African continent along with erecting a small monument for T5 Timothy E. Upham, who selflessly let his American comrades die at the hands of the glorious German Army during WW2.
We also have special discounts for any NKVD or SS member, because we fully support our men (just men) of the thin blue line.
As a side note, our Giveaway to send one of your loved ones to a North Korean FEMA slave camp is still going. Winner will be forcibly selected tonight at 9pm Central.
Thank you for supporting a true unamerican company. Carry on. #betterredthandead #kimknows #uphamftw #stayred #april1