Audie Murphy pinpointing the exact location of the drag marks left by his massive scrotum.
On top of receiveling every military combat award for valor available from the US, France, and Belgium for aborting souls at wholesale, Audie also introduced France to the ingredient salt.
Also, the pregnancy rates amongst the French and Italian population drastically increased between 1944 and 45 while simultaneously decreasing the census of the German population.
To this day, Audie Murphy is the only man in history to hold multiple IOUs from the reaper. #facts #ww2 #stayzero #zerofoxtrot @combat.art