On Sept 25, 1916, the British had captured the French village of Morval during the Battle of Somme and were in the process of building trenches. Thomas A. Jones and the rest of his unit were digging in, still recovering from the battle they had only just finished fighting, when a sniper opened fire on them. Several men were wounded, but when one of the younger soldiers was shot through the head and killed, Jones pretty much crossed the no fucks zone.
He picked up his rifle and sprinted off across no man’s land towards the enemy position. He was in full view of the sniper, who put at least one bullet through Jones' jacket while another passed through his helmet, slid down the back of his shirt and burned him all the way down to the waistband. During his mad dash he stopped and shot the sniper ... as well as two more who fired on him despite simultaneously displaying a white flag. At this point, he decided to run all the way to the other side, directly in to the German trenches. Once there he killed a few more and single handedly captured 102 Germans. When one of them attempted to escape, Jones turned around and shot him. Jones received the Victoria Cross for his actions.
After this, he earned the nickname “Todger”; old time slang for dick. And I’m sure the size of his “Todger” was relevant to the size of his balls. #zerofucks #nofucks #stayzero #badass #hardcore #uk #ballsdeep